Meet
Jogio
Ask Jogio
Jogio is Quiqueg’s pagan idol.
Its divinatory powers have proven
quite useful in the current uncertain times:
it has the right answer to anything
you might want to know.
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| My informants say maybe.
| Ask me again and I'll sue you.
| I really hope not.
| Ask ChatGPT!
| I exercise my right to remain silent.
| For this answer there is no budget.
| LOL
| We are such stuff as dreams are made on.
| Ask me again in five minutes.
| Jogio says yes.
| Call Marco Andolfato.
| Throw me again and I'll sue you.
| Read Moby Dick and you’ll know.
| For miracles please contact the post production team.
| Have you really bothered me about this?
| No offering no party.
| One of the account managers will surely know.
| The oracle you are looking for is temporarily unavailable.
| Could you speak up honey?
| I have no clue!
| I know what you want and I’m not falling for it.
| If that’s what you want.
| I can see the future, but this is too much even for me.
Quiqueg's horacle